February 2012
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And I thought I’d seen the light, but oh no…
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10 O’Clock Live is brilliant.
I’m going to have to keep my phone on silent as the vibrate is so loud and violent I think I have a heart attack every time it goes off.
friend: 10 people have asked to be my valentine
me: sometimes i meow at cats and they meow back
pisanzapra:
Miranda, I love you dearly xxxxxx
you too :3 xxxxxx
Today.
I woke up sad and with the same headache I’ve had for the past three days, non-stop.
Despite getting a really good night’s sleep, I woke up feeling more tired than ever.
I’ve just come back from parent’s evening and it was better than I thought! (I was expecting a lot of “Miranda’s good but…” and disappointed tones of voice and my mother...
“If a woman leaned over to me on a train and said, ‘I’m not wearing any...”
– Jon Richardson, It’s Not Me, It’s You.
I had a really nice dream last night about something that will never happen, and I’ve woken up feeling a little sad.
I’ve finally got round to reading the “Harry Potter and Philosophy - Hogwarts for Muggles” book I got for Christmas (I got a psychology one too), and it’s by far the most interesting and lovely thing I have read in a very long time.
“ZOMBIES DON’T RUN!
I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that...”
– Simon Pegg
Being in a creaky bed with a fluffy cat is genuinely the single best thing to do when it is snowing. I’m so happy! Everything is perfect right now.
My life is complete now I have Brian Cox’s autograph.
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Sometimes I just want to run up to people I’m not friends with anymore, and forget all the bitterness and spite and just go and sit and pretend that the past three months never happened, and that everything’s fine and dandy again. But it never will be, so I just sit and watch as life goes on, and things become more sour. I wonder what I will think when I am 80?
being lied to feels shit.
Everything about today has been brilliantly perfect. Books and Milkybar and coffee and cold noses and warm hands and cats and you.
January 2012
165 posts
..and I thought no one would die this generation
wHY IS DYING SO IMPORTANT
STOP KILLING PEOPLE
(I don’t mind Grace so much but Chris and Freddie were WRONG)
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oh Rich you are adorable be mine my Dad isn’t a psychopath
..or Chris Addison
(no but really you’re so pretty and Grace didn’t deserve you okay)
I feel as if I’m being made to think that my views are wrong, when I’m pretty sure that for once, I have a perfectly normal judgement on something.
Enough.
HE’S JUST SO… ZAZZY
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Oh it’s past 5:00 and I still haven’t started my essay.
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I will start my essay at 2:00, I will I will I will.
fawz-ee-ah:
It’s so annoying when someone constantly talks to you like you’re wrong and everything they say is right/better
you’re not gods gift, sit the fuck down
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Russell: I used to get so depressed, and just wander off. It's that thing when you're at uni, college, whatever, and you desperately don't want to be there, and you want to do something more - comedy, whatever, and it's just so unreachable, and you just find yourself getting drunk by yourself and wandering off.
Jon: We've all been there, though... Going for night walks.
Russell: They're horrible. When you just find yourself wandering down some alley, and you think "why am I here?" and yet you're crying and you're upset and... But these moments, they happen, don't they, Jon? Not a lot you can do except try and figure out what the hell you're doing with your life and try and find your way home.
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Russell: Shut up! I'm losing my vein of thought.
Jon: "vein of thought"... Jesus, is that what you're calling it?
watching The Jonathan Ross Show just for The Arctic Monkeys and Jack Whitehall.
When everything someone says or does is such an affectation you struggle to refrain from jamming a carrot violently up their nose.
I think as humans, when we’re happy, we have a special talent for being ignorant to someone else’s unhappiness. You turn a blind eye to it. Disregard what they say and make it fit the way you think about the world. Don’t notice the meaning behind the words.
Today my hair matches everything from my socks to the light in my bedroom.
“Action is character, our English teacher says. I think it means that if we never...”
– An Education
Wild World - Skins
Oliver: My, umm, my parents are going to the cinema on Thursday. It's a tradition they have they only go every Thursday evening. So what I'm saying is it's empty. The house. On Thursday. The house is empty. On Thursday evening is empty. You know it's a empty house. So, what do you think?
Jordana: Are you asking me to come around and have sex with you?
Oliver: If I say yes does that lessen the chances of you wanting to?
Jordana: Before I answer that, let me just check one more thing.
Oliver: Yeah, sure. What is it?
Jordana: It's quite serious.
Oliver: No, of course, yeah. Go ahead. You should be able to ask whatever you wanna ask.
Jordana: Will the house be empty?