"I wish women would stop flirting with me by sticking forks in my eye and calling me gay. And I’ve read books about female [courting behaviour]. I thought it was when they played with their hair and point their feet at you but it turns out it’s when they don’t acknowledge you except to say that the way you live your life disgusts them in every way and then they vomit on your face."

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