| Oliver: | My, umm, my parents are going to the cinema on Thursday. It's a tradition they have they only go every Thursday evening. So what I'm saying is it's empty. The house. On Thursday. The house is empty. On Thursday evening is empty. You know it's a empty house. So, what do you think? |
| Jordana: | Are you asking me to come around and have sex with you? |
| Oliver: | If I say yes does that lessen the chances of you wanting to? |
| Jordana: | Before I answer that, let me just check one more thing. |
| Oliver: | Yeah, sure. What is it? |
| Jordana: | It's quite serious. |
| Oliver: | No, of course, yeah. Go ahead. You should be able to ask whatever you wanna ask. |
| Jordana: | Will the house be empty? |
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Hello, my name is Miranda.
I like satire and supermarkets and Shakespeare and Snape.
I'm awkward and messy but I'm sure you're lovely.
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